Top Ten Lists from LATE NIGHT with DAVID LETTERMAN

"Top Ten Revelations In Albert Goldman's Upcoming Biography of Ringo"

As presented on LATE NIGHT with DAVID LETTERMAN

10. Only Beatle to protray himself in Beatlemania
9. Used to give John and Paul token songs to sing so they wouldn't feel left out
8. Had a secretary named Lincoln, while Lincoln had a secretary named Ringo
7. For a while, actually believed Paul was dead
6. Served in Indiana National Guard during Vietnam War
5. Suggested "Hey, Hey, We're the Monkees" as Beatles theme song
4. On their honeymoon, he and Barbara Bach held a "bed-in" to promote Seagram's wine coolers
3. Made a fortune selling cheesy Ginsu Knife sets on TV (I'm sorry--that's revelations about *Ronco*)
2. Advised Paul that "Hey, Dude" just didn't sound right
1. Vocal on "Octopus's Garden" played backwards sounds like "Thank God these other guys are so talented"